Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Wherein We Have Yet Another Very Important Conversation Via IM Chat

Lisa: Do you know what Hang Time means?

Ken: no

[is compelled to look it up]

Ken: The amount of time a person floats in the air. It is usually used in reference to basketball players.
Ken: am i right?

Lisa: Oh, I still don't know.
Lisa: I just had my tea leaves read on the Tazo tea site, but first I had to answer a few questions. One of them was for my hang time.
Lisa: ??????

Ken: my laptop is nice and warm

Lisa: That's nice, honey.

Ken: it's also the length of time a fart smell lingers

Lisa: Can I blog that?

Ken: and it's what they called the sentencing of Saddam

Lisa: Blog?

Ken: wearing a pocket watch as a necklace?

Lisa: I'm blogging it.

Monday, January 15, 2007

Emotional Intelligence Genius, Humbly At Your Service

You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
Yes. It's true. According to the Internet, so you know it's true, I'm an Emotional Intelligence Genius with an enviable score of 147. Check out the quiz and let me know how you did. But only if you feel like sharing. Perhaps consider it. But please do not for one minute feel that I expect anything of you. If sharing your score doesn't seem right for you, then I totally understand. In fact, taking the quiz in the first place is really only a suggetion. There are no wrong answers. Take care. Unless you are really into self-destruction/mutilation. In that case, I hope that goes well for you too.

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Rockin' Mom

"You rock, mom."

"I what?"

"You're rockin'."

"Oh. I... what?"

"You're rockin' my childhood."

"Okay, what does that mean?"

"It means I like you, mom."

"I understand that. Good! I like you too, honey."

"Yeah, you're really making my childhood fun."

"Glad you're enjoying it."