I have a t-shirt that I bought last summer "up north" from the Life is Good store. It's charming, cute and very breezy in its irreverent sleevelessness. It also has the odd side effect of making me appear slightly dyke-ish. Not that there's anything wrong with it. I call it my lesbian shirt.
Just a bit ago Ken was rushing me, as he is apparently on a mission from God to do, and was saying something about "getting out the door" and "having lunch while it's still lunchtime" blah, blah, blah... I asked him "Where are we going? And is it okay to wear my lesbian shirt?" He replied "Yes, wear it! I prefer it because then I look available, and really cool because I hang out with lesbians."