Wednesday, March 08, 2006

So That's What Happened...

Liz: Mom, today is International Women's Day.
Lisa: It is? Cool! Where are my presents?
Emily: No, you aren't a woman anymore.
Lisa: I'm not?
Emily: No. You were a woman a long time ago. Now you're a mother.

5 comments:

Emmy said...

Mother, I find you more as a lady or a pre-grandma.

Shelby's Mum said...

That's just swell. Thanks, hon.

Anonymous said...

I looked it up in Webster's for clarification. Apparently, after a woman gets married, she stops being a woman and becomes one of three possibilities:

(1) a broad
(2) a chick; or
(3) a ball and chain.

It's amazing what you can discover when you make things up....

Anonymous said...

She can also become the "battle axe" or an ex-wife

Shelby's Mum said...

Ah, so true... especially that last bit.