Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Reminder To The Women Of PBG

No matter how he pleads, or what slippery story he attempts to feed you, Ken is not one of us. Apparently, last night he tried again. He sidled up to a member and said all friendly-like "Lisa told me what the B stands for in PBG, but, um, I forgot. What is it again?" Of course, Ricky unflinchingly and without missing a beat said a word that does indeed begin with B, but has nothing whatsoever to do with PBG. He will keep trying. FYI: He is easily distracted by the following B words: butter, boobs, and beer. And if you say them all together like that? He'll be sufficiently stunned so that you can just walk away.

b! b!

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