Sales Associate #1: Hi! How are you?
Lisa: Hi! I’m pretty good now, but this morning, whoa! It was crazy! My husband’s car wouldn’t start. We’re pretty sure it’s the ignition. He’d been having trouble with his key lately but it’s just not the kind of thing you’d think to have checked out, you know?
Sales Associate #2: Are you finding everything okay?
Lisa: Yes. It’s really easy though, since you have everything sitting out like this, right where I can see it all at the same time. If fact, it’s a little overwhelming! But everything is so clean and tastefully arranged I sort of pretend I live here. I bet you do that too, right?
Sales Associate #3: Have any questions about the floor coverings?
Lisa: Yes. Do you feel weird having to call these rugs floor coverings? I mean, you probably don’t say that at home, do you? Actually, that’s not what I really want to ask. What I’m really wondering is, which "floor covering" do you think would smell less like pee after my elderly dog has an accident on it, wool or the sisal?