I've never been someone who could be mistaken for an athlete. I do not like sports and so there I've said it. Until now. It turns out some of the stuff I already enjoy doing (and am very good at) have been gathered together and named. And get this, it's a sport, yo. Meditation, yoga, shoe shopping, opera-going, daydreaming and napping. Put 'em all together and it's called, wait for it, because it's that good... Comtemplative Sports! I excel at Comtemplative Sports. I'm naturally gifted, in fact. There's just one little thing. I need to figure out a way to get myself started on the opera-going part... maybe cross-train? combine it with napping? Brilliant.
[Edited to add: I did not just make this up, I read the term Contemplative Sports online, on a semi sports-related sort-of site. So it is too real.]