Okay, I need these kids to go back to school now. Yes, need. I know the difference between want and need and understand that integrity should come first and all that crap. But the person who wrote that pithy little ditty about integrity/need/want obviously didn't have bored kids stuck at home for TWO WEEKS staring at them, desperate for Julie McCoy to come up with the next fun-filled activity.
I've got an idea... some of you have kids also part of the wonderful AAPS extended-stay-at-home break, how 'bout this? I'll call up that snarky teacher, the one who lives a few streets over in my neighborhood. I'll offer her, what, like $50 per kid to open the school early, see? We'll just drop the kids off like usual and she can, um, combine them into a mixed-age class until Monday! Yes, that's it! Who's with me?