Thursday, October 20, 2005

Notice From The Kitchen Staff

To whom it may concern:

After the dishwasher purchase a few months back, we have since identified and exhaustedly tested the Theory Of Bowl Cleanliness. Findings: Said dishwasher does not, in fact, feature an area either designated for nor capable of washing and/or cleaning bowls. Therefore, we regret to inform you that we will no longer be able to offer soups, stews, ice cream, puddings, cold cereal, oatmeal, Cream of Wheat or other foodstuffs of similar viscosity.

Thank you.
Mgmt.

3 comments:

Joan Of Course said...

I think I must have the same kind of dishwasher. I like your solution. It's been a drag.

Shelby's Mum said...

now hold on just a minute! That means no more soup? No, no, no. This idea is not going to work after all... maybe we need to plan an all-day adventure to Somerset to find better bowls, ideal bowls. That's it! We just need to buy something! (Ken thinks this is my solution to everything)

Lizzie! said...

I don't trust the dishwasher at ALL!!!!!!!