Friday, October 14, 2005
HND's New Rims
Okay, Hot Neighborhood Dad, I caught you out trimming your back forty last night and, um, what's with the eyewear? Those giant clear plastic goggles strapped to your head do not look good. Do you realize you look like a PowerPuff Girl, HND? or an Olsen Twin? Maybe there's a good reason, beyond you just like wearing them. Perhaps you want to protect your vison from any flying debris while cutting your grass? Or maybe you suffer from seasonal allergies? Oh, I know, when you finish mowing the lawn it's time for some deep sea diving! On the other hand, now that I think about it, you're obviously very secure to wear those things out in public, as you self-assuredly waltz back and forth across your lawn in broad daylight the way you do. Of course confidence is a most attractive quality. Which you apparently have in spades.