Friday, October 14, 2005

HND's New Rims

Okay, Hot Neighborhood Dad, I caught you out trimming your back forty last night and, um, what's with the eyewear? Those giant clear plastic goggles strapped to your head do not look good. Do you realize you look like a PowerPuff Girl, HND? or an Olsen Twin? Maybe there's a good reason, beyond you just like wearing them. Perhaps you want to protect your vison from any flying debris while cutting your grass? Or maybe you suffer from seasonal allergies? Oh, I know, when you finish mowing the lawn it's time for some deep sea diving! On the other hand, now that I think about it, you're obviously very secure to wear those things out in public, as you self-assuredly waltz back and forth across your lawn in broad daylight the way you do. Of course confidence is a most attractive quality. Which you apparently have in spades.

5 comments:

Susan, of course said...

After all of your decriptions of HND, I don't see what's so attractive about him.

And on another note, could you please have Ken explain to me how those wierd letter thingees work that we have to fill out at the bottom of each comment. Thank you!

Ken said...

Susan, of course, I'd be glad to explain not only how the weird letter things work but why it appears.

They come up with a random sequence of letters and draw them as a weird image with the sole purpose of preventing a machine from deciphering said letters in the way that you, Susan, of course, and I can so easily. Remember, the human brain is still far more powerful and superior to any stinkin' computer. Whey do they do it, you ask? So those nasty SPAM-type bottom-feeders don't write a computer program that automatically submits responses that attempt to get you to enlarge this or that bodily feature. the software isn't smart enough to actually read these weird little sequences, as simple as it seems to us mortals.

Shelby's Mum said...

Sue, you're just going to have to pay a little more attention when motoring about. You'll see...

I don't know how those wiggly letters work, but I know why I have them. It's to stop the constant onslaught of blog spam I was getting for penis pills, Vegas casinos, get rich quick schemes, etc. And now I can leave the house instead of monitoring the site. So that's good.

Joan Of course, not Related to Sue, of course said...

Can we get back on topic, PLEASE? At this point I'm wondering if there really is a HND - or is Lisa just trying to create a mystery for us? Truthfully, Lisa, is he just a fantasy?

Shelby's Mum said...

Both. There really is a HND and I've created a mystery.