Thursday, September 29, 2005
Why don't you...
...bring every single last one of your toys into my office and drop them at my feet, trying to seduce me away from the computer?
Why don't you... then bring me other love offerings from around the house: a slipper, a small stuffed bunny, a Kelly doll (Barbie’s niece), and a pair of panties?
Why don't you... bark and get very excited every time someone signs onto Yahoo chat because it sounds like knocking and you're sure there's a visitor at the door, upstairs?