Tuesday, September 20, 2005

The Other Night After Dinner

Lisa: Those kids. They are driving me crazy.
Ken: Hmmm?
Lisa: They are so loud, can't you hear them?
Ken: Um... Kids, please clear your plates.
Lisa: No. I just want them to go to bed.
Ken: And then straighten up the family room, you guys.
Lisa: NO! I said I want them to go to bed! I need quiet!
Ken: (looking startled) Uh, okay.
Lisa: Hmmm. I might have just a little touch of PMS.
Ken: (mumbling) No such thing as a little...
Lisa: WHAT DID YOU SAY???

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