a. The movie we saw earlier tonight.
b. How it feels when my teenage daughter says "Yeah, pimp my popcorn" in response to whether she wants extra butter.
c. What it's like to go to Buffalo Wild Wings for "food" and "music" after the movie, because it's that same teenager's turn to choose the place.
d. How it feels to realize I'm the oldest person in the room, rubbing shoulders with hundreds of horny college students.
e. The look on Ken's face after he'd charmed Carie the waitress out of a free Bell's beer t-shirt and Claudia the other waitress out of a free Bell's bumper sticker and some matches.